Wild animals as librarians

“You see, I don’t believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that’s been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.”

-Monty Phython

I read in the Johnson City (TN) Press that a bear got into the old library at ETSU. I wonder if the bear got lost inside like I used to as a history undergrad. Now I get lost in Hodges Library at the University of Tennessee while studying for my Ph. D. I’m sensing a pattern…